Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
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Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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zingline89 18
You got it all wrong. It was her husband, Benjamin Button.
carry_on 19
This is gross and that's going to be one messed up and a clingy kid later in life!
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Comments (124)
Cbizzlez 10
"Hold on guys I'm getting hungry, Mom! Gimme that tit!"
missababgaga 19
Well that was quite a disturbing mental image I just had :o
Freethaawave 19
Lmao it reminded me of Game of Thrones
missababgaga 19
Oo that's a fantastic show!
klutz44 28
I'm surprised that you're the first to bring that up! I thought of Game of Thrones immediately.
Pharmgrl03 9
How did you not wildly stare. I'm all for doing it in public. But 8? Really?
fadingaway 17
Was his name Robin Arryn by any chance?
raraisbang 12
Only if the mother's name was Lady Lysa Arryn of the Vale.
Zomg_Okay 26
Is he called Robin in the TV show or something? Thought it was Robert.
fadingaway 17
They changed his name to Robin in the show to avoid confusion between him and King Robert.
Zomg_Okay 26
Oh, right. Thanks! I haven't watched it on TV yet, been reading the books first. That's why I was wondering.
Javee 17
That couldn't have been very titillating, but let's not implant any boob-type behavior.
gc327072 30
That's the breast joke I've heard in a while.
whirlednews 8
Lysa Tully & Robin Arryn approve.
BubbleGrunge 18
Hey, you wanna breast feed your mouth full of teeth child, that is your choice. However, a child that age should not be breast feed in public. At 8, children have already started developing their sexual libidos; not like horney teens, but they start appreciating a woman's body. I, personally, do not want to see a 8 year old sucking some titi...give him a damn juice box or pump that shit and put it in a cup. I'm sure I'll get thumbed down, but there is a time and place for all that; on a playground with other children watching is NOT the place.
ManInTheMachine 19
I agree. I'm all for breastfeeding in public, but there is a time and place for everything, and this is neither of the two.
BubbleGrunge 18
Exactly, especially for a child that age!! "Hey mommy, Johnny drinks his mommy boob, can we try?"
Lookonthesunnysi 10
Not to mention the fact that kids can be very cruel. Nursing a child that old in public just gives other kids something to bully him/her about.
shadowPlayer 6
So you're saying that you think it's more normal for a kid to be sexually aware of its own mother than to drink breast milk?
BubbleGrunge 18
It IS natural for children to develop sexual ideas and desires at a young age; children are learning and exploring their bodies and that IS natural. However, there is no need to breast feed a child, who can functionally feed themselves, in public in view of other children and adults. Think about it, ever seen an eight year old checking out a woman or catch them talking about in appropriate things? I have, I was a preschool teacher for 8 years. Do you really think it's healthy to allow your child, who probably already knows about sex and attracted to boobs, to suck on your boob? I have no problem with someone breastfeeding in public; in fact, I don't have a problem with breastfeeding at all, however have some respect and class for yourself and those around you. If you need to breastfeed a child older than a year or two, than do it on the privacy of your own home. Also, sucking on nipples (both bottle or flesh) is really bad for a child's teeth; they should be drinking out of glasses and eating solid foods. Again, if you feel the need, stick the breast milk in a cup and go about your day!
ManInTheMachine 19
I hope you're prepared for a debate about breastfeeding in public, mods.
TheDrifter 23
To begin said debate, I would like to state that I'm all for activities that bare breasts in public.
RedPillSucks 31
I'm not feeding off no bear *******!
superdom 12
Wtf
blackvyper 8
Maybe it was her 'little person' boyfriend.