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By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 00:30

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Today, I had been looking forward to sex all day, got home, got my husband's engine running, got naked on top of him, violently sneezed at his new aftershave, and started my period all over his balls. We were centimetres away from sex and now have to wait 3 to 7 days. FML
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Jon Tessler 14

that is why they invented towels.

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geerod 16

Many have and enjoy sex during menses, can even relieve cramps - you were a bloody mess anyway, should have tried it!

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Jon Tessler 14

that is why they invented towels.

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poopface82 19

You could lend him your mouth as a peace offering.

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geerod 16

Many have and enjoy sex during menses, can even relieve cramps - you were a bloody mess anyway, should have tried it!

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RichardPencil 30

You might prefer waiting, but he might accept a ******* if he's in a generous mood.

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Maddy Bee 12

some women (myself included) can actually become more sensitive during their periods, and sex is much more enjoyable. do it anyway. 👍🏻

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Pink_Turnips 14

whats the point of having a sword if you cant get it bloody

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Marcella1016 31

3 to 7 days? That’s quite a spread. Does your period really fluctuate that much??

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Crowned Sataness 12

period is the best time to have sex! throw a towel down or hop in the shower. it's just a little blood

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Blobby McGee 5

do it anyway. Hop in the shower

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