Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to cheer my girlfriend up after her mother died a week ago, I took her to a comedy club. The comedian's theme for the night happened to be mother-daughter relationships. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said, "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML
Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML
Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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kingkevin2001 9
You should've yelled "My mom is a judgmental bitch!"
briggsopposed 8
Don't you love it when moms think their children are failures
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Comments (102)
oKap1 15
FYL. Don't worry, there's someone out there for everyone, or if your happy single, tell your mum to mind her own business.
theguythatsthere 2
Was who's line is it anyways funny?
marcelmg 10
She's fun and will love you no matter what!
killer0689 20
well OP your mom seems to be supportive for you to get a bf.. u should fulfil her wish..
steveykinz0967 16
Your mom should be happy you're so modest and not slutting around
xxrogerthatxx 19
Not having a boyfriend doesn't make you an angel.
stargirl_95 24
Having or being able to get a boyfriend doesn't make you slutty in any way though
steveykinz0967 16
24, I was trying to say that OPs mother should rather have her have no boyfriends, then have too many
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Mom of the week goes to...
CurlyQute 17
It could be worse she could sign you up for a dating website
zsaddayz 16
I always yell out that I have to poop
False_Stupidity 42
Should have responded by yelling "I have an embarrassing mother".
East1986 4
Mums can't live with them can't live without them
littlekellilee 45
You literally can't live without one because otherwise you'd have no one to give birth to you.
wolff_pack 6
Please go on about how we can't be born without a mother.
kingdomgirl94 29
To be morbidly fair, you can continue to live without them after birth. So you can live without them, its just really sucky.