I'm outta here

By Goober - 20/09/2017 14:30

Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML
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jriley4u 17

What were you trying to write it with? A quill pen? How do you spill ink if you use a ballpoint pen like a normal person.

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jbuckets_404 38

Don't risk trying any fixes from the internet; most likely it will only get worse. Apologize to your in-laws and let them decide on how to clean it. Sorry!

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GhostFox 33

Use the internet to find a way to get it up- one that WON'T risk making the situation worse. It's literally the biggest resource available to anyone with an electronic device and internet.

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johnnyswallop 18

Don't take offense, but I'm rolling. You sound like you're employed by the Internet's marketing department.

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jbuckets_404 38

Don't risk trying any fixes from the internet; most likely it will only get worse. Apologize to your in-laws and let them decide on how to clean it. Sorry!

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sambmjmdjj 9

Where is your spouse? Can't he tell his parents?

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squizzlebee 19

Couldn't you have just written it with a pencil

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Lobby_Bee 17

Try automotive upholstery foam cleaner. It works wonders on my car seats, I hope it works for your carpet as well.

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jriley4u 17

What were you trying to write it with? A quill pen? How do you spill ink if you use a ballpoint pen like a normal person.

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raven_of_azarath 34

1. Even ballpoint pens can leak. 2. Fountain pens are making a comeback.

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jriley4u 17

Leaking ballpoint pens don't "leak" enough to seep through one rug onto another.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Obviously you've never had a ballpoint pen break on you.

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RichardPencil 30

Aw, don’t worry. You’re not going to have to find a new place to live. After seeing that mess, your in-laws are going to kill you.

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demix_fml 32

Sending hugs, and I hope it works out okay x

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InfiniteSecret 20

Were you using a jar of ink or did the pen explode? Seriously a follow up about what you were using and how there is that much ink to stain through the carpet and the underneath would be great

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Just tell them you had an inky period. Oh come on, I meant the punctuation!

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