Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to cheer my girlfriend up after her mother died a week ago, I took her to a comedy club. The comedian's theme for the night happened to be mother-daughter relationships. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said, "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML
Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML
Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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kingkevin2001 9
You should've yelled "My mom is a judgmental bitch!"
briggsopposed 8
Don't you love it when moms think their children are failures
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Comments (102)
cdalton 12
You should have yelled back "at least I'm not a horrible mother"
brandoneyez1 25
I'm sure it was just a joke. Have fun. It was a comedy show.
PassiveAggresive 12
But I must say.... that is a good idea for an improv skit.
underthesea12 24
Its so sad you can't find someone to love you
xxrogerthatxx 19
Don't know why the downvotes, I enjoy a little dark humor.
MisterGasMoney 16
Unless the crowd knew that she was your mom, you could've played it off. If not, FYL indeed.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Unless she's one of the *especially* embarassing moms who have to make sure everyone knows who their talking.
luffy5677 6
I would have yelled out my moms boyfriend can't hold a. Job or something like that ll
kingdomgirl94 29
My moms hot flashes make her freeze the house out every night!
skyjayq 10
you'll find someone I always thought I would die alone but I've found someone wonderful who loves me for me and I'm sure you will too op
Lucas_Myers 1
Maybe it's not you can't find someone, but your special man can't find you.
worldclassrager 41
Did they pick the topic? And hey maybe you could find someone at the club
baseballbv 17
Yeah because clubs are typically where you find the highest class of people.
kingdomgirl94 29
Its a comedy club though, and studies have shown that people with good senses of humour tend to be more intelligent and better partners. This is one reason that women tend to like funny guys.
kost4060 14
Did you happen to be at the comedy fest in Montreal