Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML
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thefallenqueen 5
parents these days..
1337Anonymous911 3
So you just let the drug abuse continue?
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Comments (303)
GryffinDarkBreed 3
And you mean to tell me you didn't haul off and beat that ass till it bled? Learn how to be a damned parent
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Silver Lining: 1)good news is most of her brain cells aren't gone 2)you know she can think under pressure
B4ND_G33K 4
It could be a lot worse. you could've gotten outsmarted by a teenage meth, coke, or heroin head. Weed is the least harmful drug, heck prescription meds have worse side effects. Just tell her your opinions about drugs in general, and asks her to respect you enough not to do it while living under your roof. Yelling, hitting, grounding, etc will just make her want to smoke more and be counterproductive :3
Laura4807 3
Seriously?!
dramakween515 5
Hmmm since when is weed a drug? I thought it grew naturally...
satanisthesavior 21
Because nothing that grows naturally is a drug? I guess that means we can cross tobacco and opium off the list of drugs too...
raraisbang 12
Weed is a drug because it chemically alters your mind and causes physically and behavioral changes. Just because it's natural does not mean it isn't a drug.
btx2 9
Dont mess with a marijuana consumer. :|
Spark_Slicker 19
If I was parent, I honestly would not give a crap what type of drug they brought in my house. If it's illegal, you're punished.
Hockeyboy4280 18
187- As you can probably see from my name, I play a lot of hockey. When one of my teammates gets into a fight, We usually yell "BEAT HIS FUC**N ASS!" Or in high school fights I usually hear "I'm gonna beat your ass!" Maybe it's a coastal term and it varies in different territories... Sorry about that.
thereseg69 7
Owned
satanisthesavior 21
What's up with all the commentors here? It's like an even split down the middle between people who think kids should have absolute privacy and helicopter parents. Everything in moderation. If the child is under 18, or is staying at the home rent-free, then they should have some right to privacy. "Some" meaning that if there is reasonable suspicion that they are doing something illegal, then a discussion should be planned. And the room in question should be searched if necessary, but with the child present. Other than that, if there is no reason to suspect that there is something going on or the discussion negates the need to invade the privacy, then their privacy should be respected. Also, monitoring their communications? Seriously? No, **** that. If they are doing something so bad that you feel monitoring their communications is necessary, then you have failed as a parent. Also, if it gets to that point police intervention is probably necessary too. I agree at least partially with everyone in this thread. Kids should have the right to privacy unless it is absolutely necessary to invade that privacy, and even then it should only be done with the kid present. You are raising a child, not an inmate. Home should be just that, a home. Not a prison.