Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML
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thefallenqueen 5
parents these days..
1337Anonymous911 3
So you just let the drug abuse continue?
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Comments (303)
xRezSynn 15
You're in charge of the house, so act like it
ottyscays 5
You'd be more of a bad parent for telling your kids weed is bad When they find out you lied about that how can they believe you about anything else
96isntassexyas69 20
Oh come on! you can't just give in like that, you're her parent! It's your house and you make the rules. it's not HER room, it's yours.
gizmodorner 15
your daughter sounds like a huge ****
jackthemac 11
weed is ok . weed is fun . dont be a hard ass
sharond23 10
you didnt get outsmarted. you're just a spineless crappy parent. pathetic
T1A2Z3 35
You did invade her privacy and you should appoligise. That's completely on you. Show your child some respect
T1A2Z3 35
You did invade her privacy and you should appoligise. That's completely on you. Show your child some respect
maserle 8
why would you apologize? as a kid with my parents they kind reserve the right to do that. stand up for yourself. sidenote: smoking pot isn't that bad. its really not bad at all. just keep an eye on her should she progress to others.
Gage Sims 6
y'all should be happy it's pot and not meth I don't understand you controversial people that gets so been out of proportion over pot when meth is the big thing in America that's destroying lives maybe you should make that your focus to something more definitely deadly instead of judging this poor woman's parenting skills