Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML
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thefallenqueen 5
parents these days..
1337Anonymous911 3
So you just let the drug abuse continue?
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Comments (303)
HeartOfLead 24
What ever happened to the good old fashion ass kicking until she gets the message. Parents today are way too soft and sweet. Go tell her ass off; followed by a bit of whopping; finally, a serious talk/life lesson.
meethi1742 0
even after a mistake, you're still the parent. Do something!
robox1187 9
OWNED. Sorry OP
babe7260 30
Bravo!!!! You're a wonderful Daughter to understand that ur parents weren't being mean, or abusing you...... Just disciplining you when needed! & there sure isn't anything wrong with that!!!!
andrea_rodriguez 0
Teenage potheads these days right
VaultDweller106 7
Just because she's a pothead doesn't mean she's stupid OP.
cave72 3
Last time I checked most parents pay the bills. And unless she is paying rent it isn't her room. It's a room that your letting them stay in. If she wants privacy and to be treated like an adult then she can start acting like an adult. Make her pay rent
Pazu_fml 10
I don't think it's so cut and dry. If you want a good relationship with your kids, you NEED to give them space and privacy, at least sometimes. And at the very least, if you're not giving them privacy, don't pretend to give it to them and then go around behind their backs to snoop through their stuff. That's guaranteed to destroy any trust they have in you.
SobrietyKills 14
Personally, as a child I was hit by my parents quite a few times well into my teen years. ATM I'm 17 and I might be biased, but I hate how my parents would hit me because they would calmly sit and talk to my brother about his mistakes but they would hit me. I wouldn't hit my children for a number of reasons mainly being that studies have proven that hitting your kids can make them dumber in years to come and I feel that hitting kids (no matter how tempting) isn't a good way to control them.
TheAngryKitten 0
Nothing is wrong with Marijuana. It's the most natural drug you can find. And probably the least harming, as It does nothing negative to your body. There haven't even been any instances, 0 cases in total, of deaths related to marijuana usage. So why do the governments legalize the toxic Killers and ban the Natural Healers?
nvidioso 0
GREAT PARENTING SKILLS