Masterchef 2020

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 17:01

Today, I invented a new fusion cuisine delicacy: cigarette-flavored apple sauce. The recipe? Cram so many apple pieces in a pot that they will burn on the bottom, even with plenty of water in it, then go away for 30 minutes and wonder what the bad smell is. FML
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Do you mean charcoal-flavored or were you flicking your cigarette ashes into the pot as you were making it?

Gordon Ramsay called. He said "stay the fuck out of the kitchen". And then he had a brain aneurysm after trying to work out how you fuck up apple sauce.

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Do you mean charcoal-flavored or were you flicking your cigarette ashes into the pot as you were making it?

Congratulations on this culinary invention!😅 And I wish you the best of luck on your future work within the field!😅

Gordon Ramsay called. He said "stay the fuck out of the kitchen". And then he had a brain aneurysm after trying to work out how you fuck up apple sauce.

Well, walking out of the kitchen when you have something on the stove is a step in that direction...because "out of sight, out of mind" is one of the sadder cooking disciplines.