Cats, Cute and Animals: Master manipulator - FML

Master manipulator

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Turkey

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 18:45

Did he put the lid up?

amerwin 3

Monday 8 November 2010 18:48

Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.

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unlucky_lucy 17

Saturday 24 August 2013 20:03

You should know cats are the devil

xxVampiresRulexx 14

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:23

Next time shut the door with the cat outside. Problem solved.

charlotteel 11

Wednesday 9 April 2014 1:11

And I thought England had it bad! When someone flushes or turns on a tap the water flow just slows down :')

AbrahamHDZ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2015 22:43

More like "purr evil".

DrRandom07 3

Monday 23 May 2016 21:13

should've taken that ****** and put his ass in the toilet

jc1015 25

Thursday 4 June 2020 7:57

um...put the cat out of the bathroom and shut the door...problem solved.

Wadlaen 23

Friday 16 February 2024 1:40

He must have learned it from Bruce Almighty's dog; that's the only animal I've doing it.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 February 2024 19:55

There's a simple solution here - close and lock the door when you're taking a shower, with the cat on the opposite side of said door, so he can't flush the toilet while you're showing.

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