Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Did he put the lid up?
amerwin 3
Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.
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Comments (78)
slantyshanty 7
nice star wars reference.
slantyshanty 7
lol, not star wars.bad headache messing with my mind.
jazzy2588 0
Youu should show your cat whaat it feels like lol
perdix 31
Especially if he shit in your towel instead of the toilet.
phreshboi 1
yes exactly that's evil, but very funny
tencentsakiss 19
Can I have your evil cat?
mayulily 0
aww kitty kitty love
justsomgirl 4
This might be the best fml I've read in a long time. it's hilarious and well written.
CallMeHush 1
You know what you have to do now. Take him into the shower with you. I suggest you wear metal shorts so you don't have to write another FML.
ImaginaryFoe 1
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JavIin 0
Win.
tigrouficele2012 44
Why is it bad if he can flush the toilet? Besides, now you can probably teach him how to use it, and get rid of all that smelly litter! :D
C6Racer 0
The shower water probably turned cold when the toilet was flushed. That's why the cat is evil.
funzcpl 0
here kitty kitty kitty!
klong91 7
Awesome cat