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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 07:17 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:38

A little tip for you. When someone pulls out their junk they are about to let loose a stream of bodily fluid, you might want to move away. Hope this helps.

123amanda123 14

Monday 15 August 2011 4:19

it may be bad ATM but imagine the funny story you will get from this awful experience :)

Comments

BobbyLeez 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:27

You should of flopped out your wopper and pissed on his shoes

CharliePoops 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:55

what bus stop do you go to? where I live, people don't pee on other people...or do they? o.0

jigjigadyjig 0

Monday 15 March 2010 7:25

that's friggin nastyyyyyy!!

MakaPaka_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 7:56

Kick him in the face with the foot he peed on.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Monday 15 March 2010 10:04

just ****** roundhouse kick him in the mouth eh. ahahah

Giorgio272 2

Monday 15 March 2010 8:22

should of prisonyard shanked the ************. that would teach him a lesson fo peeing on yo shoes bitch.

blankettt 0

Monday 15 March 2010 8:23

Being peed on seems like a pretty common thing to have happen to you if you visit this website often. Where in the world are all these people that get peed on by random people from? Remind me to never go there.