Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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shazzahllala 0
Ouch. FYL.
danielrp34 7
mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.
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Comments (68)
xHaniffax 0
YDI for not being Megan Fox.
waterynuggets 0
LMAO! OP: That's basically role playing. Run with it. ;-)
stevenJB 25
I like Georgia jones more.....my opinion
Pastor_Rich 0
he's supposed to fantasize in his own mind, and not tell u. there are millions of people thinking of someone else when they're having sex with their partners
genius_man16 1
but... why? I really don't get people who do that. You're having sex with someone, so why pretend it's someone else? If the person you're banging right then isn't good enough to 'think about' then why **** them in the first place?
Stormy_fml 0
It's "forbidden," and it turns people on. As least that's my theory.
RESTAREA 0
People get bored. Men are hardwired to want more than one sex partner. They aren't really built for monogamy (I'm not saying this gives any guy an excuse for being a cheating douchebag). So instead of actually getting another partner, they just imagine a new one. It's all relative, but I think that's atleast better than him physically cheating. @OP: Maybe he is just asking to roleplay? You should really give it a try. ;)
thebassist18 0
men aren't hardwired to want more than one partner. he's just a douche bag.
mike1921 0
Yes, we are. It makes sense biologically. A guy could spread his genes to many women and not have to do anything afterwards. It'd be a lot easier for a guy to get 9 females pegnant than for one woman to get pregnant with 9 different males. While for a woman there's pregnancy and not being able to (healthily....I think) have another baby for a while after that. Women , biologically should be looking for quality. Men quantity. Don't insult me for this , I'm perfectly find being monogamous .
canucksrule88 0
Mike is right, men are hardwired to want more than one partner, that's why men can get 5 women pregnant in a week and just leave and not have to do anything, whereas each woman can only have 1 child at a time every 9 months (or more) so it makes sense for woman to be monogamous. Monogamy is just an invention of upper class royalty to restrict one woman to each man, so they could have their harems of women (many kings in the older days had 10+ wives, including rulers of all major countries, as well as prophets of many religions). Some kings even kept harems of over 1000 women to use for their pleasure (this is a widely recognized fact, look it up). Over years monogamy because commonplace and it made its way into law. That being said, I'm very monogamous and I find it douche baggy to cheat. The only way I would approve of multiple wives is if all of them approved AND the man had enough resources and time to take care of them all very well. But I definitely do not see a problem in imagining other people....better than cheating any day. Plus men frequently become bored with relationships and one woman, which leads to cheating, but role playing etc. can satisfy any thoughts of infidelity and definitely lengthens relationships.
gothymama 0
It's not that role-playing is bad or polygamy is bad (as long as everyone involved knows and is fine with it), but he could have said "let's role-play" if that's what he wanted instead of "let's pretend you're someone else". I mean it's fine to fantasize about it, not like men AND women don't do that all the time, but you don't have to tell someone "I'm going to pretend you're Jennifer Aniston" or whoever. Just do it! LOL!
Tokie_fml 0
Well I just want to know who he wanted you to be!!! But yeah FYL
fretforyerlatte 0
that's probably not how he meant it. i'm betting he meant he wanted to try roleplaying with you, which would be fun. it just came out wrong. don't worry about it too much.
liquidbunny 0
That's just akward, if he was really serious about initiating role play he could have went about it better. Damn, fyl.
prshusl0l 0
FYL
visage 0
Well, to be honest pounding the same p over and over is like eating chicken noodle soup every night. Would you rather let him call you your sisters name, or go get some strange? Trust me, he'd rather take option 2.
epicwinmaster 0
most girls in todays world expect their life to go perfectly. if their boyfriend messes up one time, they bitch non stop. now im not saying all girls are like this. theres a lot of you out theee that are still normal. its the prissy, rich hoes that make their parents do everything for them. they make me sick and should all **** off. me: 1 bitches: -1888426151395939627283994
Kupokupupo 0
i'd agree with this. you could've just misinterpreted him.
Tokie_fml 0
roleplaying is fun
roguevougette 0
I don't think he meant it like you make it sound. He might have just been trying to have fun with you.