Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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valalvax 13
report her plates, it's at least a $100 fine per kid
aussie_gemini 5
it's illegal to smoke in cars with children under 16 here... although it's idiotic to smoke around any child, any time!
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Comments (201)
lidemocr 0
people like her don't matter. let it go because the joke will be on her in the end.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Haha, and she calls you uneducated? I would say I hope she crashes, but I won't because of the kids in the car.
ashleyboyd24 0
without seat belts
jess6blondie9 3
You shouldn't hope anyone crashes. Crashes a lot of the time end up in a fatality, or serious injury. That's not cool to hope for that on someone.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
that's when you do something to distract her then when she don't look where she is going she will crash and go flying for not wearing a seat belt
jewfro311 0
Oh the irony.
chipnchips 0
what a bogab
chipnchips 0
what a bogab
Shiden 3
that why she needed to talk to u that way. she needed to take her insecurities of being a stupid bitch out on someone
ArielTheMermaid 17
I hate bad parents
Jasonf6 0
Women are the WORST drivers. Ignore them.
uncookedyew 4
I'm surprised ijustlol didn't comment on this one