Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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valalvax 13
report her plates, it's at least a $100 fine per kid
aussie_gemini 5
it's illegal to smoke in cars with children under 16 here... although it's idiotic to smoke around any child, any time!
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Comments (201)
abby1029 8
..i wud of give the fingure and run away
aberle5 0
hahaha that's worse than when someone tells me, and I quote phonetically, "U Ignit"
jwarwick 0
I'm glad she didn't just run you down...
Fireworxxx 2
No, honey, f HER life. Your's fine.
xGoSuckAFatOnex 3
report her!>:D
gymnstemily92 0
How would u b able to tell? Huh?!?
coronapride 0
Ful fhl she needs help
AutomatonRider 0
Ydi for riding your bike in the road. That is what sidewalks are for.
HugoGoldman 12
You aren't supposed to ride bikes on the sidewalk as an adult.
2jellybellybean 0
U shoulda been like: u should learn to shut yer legs!
WickedClownMCL 1
So she smokes makes her uneducated huh? How many men that have founded America smoked tobacco from a pipe. How many of our soldiers smoke and still kik ass. I smoke. Im an Ex Marine that went to Desert Storm. Im currently a Veternarian. Smoking didnt ruin my life. HELL NO its not healthy, but it doesnt make us retarded.
TVKill3r 15
She almost ran over a guy on a bike while smoking with three unbuckled children in the car. It wasn't that she was just smoking it was the combo of everything together moron.