Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
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boatiebanter 0
If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.
Headcase 0
That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.
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Comments (139)
cheeseandchips 0
To be honest, it was a nice idea... but the chances she'd have taken out the bill and read it before the next time she spent it would be very small.
pierrette_fml 0
Not everybody is single, you know.
liljon3 0
owned!
bdaniels362 3
Usually the goal is to get the girls number, not give the your number to a girl...but ok
Scene_Cupcake 0
Tehe...What did chu expect!? For all she knew you could of been a serial killer! ;)
darkblue_13 0
A lot of girls don't want to date a complete stranger. I mean, no offense, but what if you were a total creep or something. It could be dangerous to go out with someone that you don't even know. If you had had a conversation with her, and then wrote your number on the bill when she could clearly see you doing it, I think you would have a better chance.
plexico 4
Great. Now you have a dollar to shove in some stripper's G-string! If you can't get laid by asking an actual girl out, you can always buy it!
AK 2
You are WORKING. Why are you doing that when you're working as a cashier? It's not exactly the best job.
r1029d 0
I am a bartender and I constantly have guys writing their numbers on dollar bills, napkins, receipts, etc..I never call them and I never would. If you don't have the guts to talk to a girl first, don't be creepy and try to slip her your number discreetly like that. I mean, if I was her, I would have still taken my change, but I would have just stuck the money in my wallet and never even glanced at the number. I guess its a bonus for you that you got a tip out of it though..
fantome_fml 0
I would have just taken the dollar and then never called you...no sense wasting money.