Love and Weddings: Love is all around

Love is all around

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 11:33 - Romania

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML

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By MySisterIsA - 10/03/2022 00:01

Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML

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By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

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First!

By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Stupendous_ - 03/12/2012 07:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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Threatening

By I hate my family - 11/02/2023 10:00

Today, my mom told me to be my sister’s maid of honor at her wedding or I’m out of her will. She says if I don’t go, I’m being selfish, and she wants to see her “baby girls” bonding one last time before she dies. I would gladly go if my sister wasn’t marrying my ex-husband, who cheated on me with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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Main attraction

By kcountry92 - 01/10/2021 22:01 - United States - Archie

Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML

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All the Pringle ladies

By looks over personality I guess - 05/02/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

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Fire_lights 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:11

Well I think your mother is the one who is the self-absorbed bitch for making that comment, and you should have told her so.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:12

Well, are you?

Comments

RadicalDiva 0

Friday 18 March 2011 20:51

that is wrong! is it true? Lol

softballrocks14 0

Monday 28 March 2011 3:12

wow what a nice mother u have. NOT!

awesomelikethat 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:15

LMFAO!!!!! That's mean you're mon must be a bitch of a women to say that

jaytee1994 9

Friday 27 April 2012 14:57

I'm sorry OP that you had to ear it from your mother. But I laughed my ass off at this!! :D

Rissa1924 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 10:36

i would be so pissed if my mom had said that to me..

kittenzZz 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 21:11

Why is everyone's mom on here a complete ****?

adriannawill23 13

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:34

Are you, though?

UmbreonKirby 14

Thursday 10 April 2014 6:06

It's strange how you hear more stories about mothers wrecking weddings then fathers .-. just an observation

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 9:52

You're sharing your wedding with your sister, you're not self absorbed.

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