Intimacy: Lost in the sauce

Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:45

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

benrlc 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

So why is it FYL?

Comments

ekarules12 8

Sunday 31 March 2013 7:18

You had an ****** your first time?! Jealous.

BeccaBoo170 10

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:50

Wow he gave you an ****** your first time having sex? He's a keeper

Neckyl 6

Friday 7 February 2014 18:35

Ha, that's cute.

tellsz 4

Tuesday 27 May 2014 10:00

you should have said "well your stupid, cuz grammer is only written.. hahahahhah"

mikelangele 15

Saturday 14 November 2015 4:52

Lol do you realize you've had an ****** WHEN you lost your virginity?! Do you know that most people have mediocre sex at best their first time? (especially women). As one of the commentators said tell him you're so good you can't think straight ;)