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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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Doggy dog world

By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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Darksect0r13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:23

So... did you buy them?

DmF288 14

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:25

Pretty embarrassing. But most importantly, did you get that pair of awesome dinosaur underwear?

Comments

MichelleMNM213 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:03

awwwww she didnt know but you should have winked or had a sly remark to say back something to get the girls haha

jjesseroggaa 3

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:07

Haha, that's too bad. But yeah, it's going to be a lot worse on Monday when they tell everyone at your school, so get ready for that.

Logan99_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:35

nobody said it was on the weekend retard

babygurl13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:11

Well, that will teach you to not go to the mall with your mama like a mamas boy! it's time for you to learn to fly on your own!

Anteezy 7

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:11

OMG DINOSOWR ROAWAARAWWWRRRRR

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:15

who cares!? whatever's in the boxer are gonna make you "Rawr" in pleasure ;D pfft! moaning is for unimaginative adults.

shalizzz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:17

If you're old enough to be interested in girls, you're old enough to buy your own undergarments.

spyrogyro 2

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:22

who brings their mom to go boxer shopping. you totally deserved this one. hope you learned your lesson.

bubbub617 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:29

odds are they were laughing @ mom. Fizz-ail

foxhuntr 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:35

Why would you go underwear shopping with your mom??!!!! You should have known it wouldn't go well. I mean seriously, how old are you??!!

tromboneboy 2

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:39

is she challenged or is she just tht mean

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Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

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Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was finally in the mood, when all of a sudden I start hearing loud demands for Elmo. By the time I got the movie started for my son, my girlfriend was completely asleep, in her négligée. FML

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Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML

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Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML

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Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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