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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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Darksect0r13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:23

So... did you buy them?

DmF288 14

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:25

Pretty embarrassing. But most importantly, did you get that pair of awesome dinosaur underwear?

Comments

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:33

screw those girls, your boxers have dinos on them! >:D

neonskittzy 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:34

Those girls were imature... Ahaha.. Dinosaurs are awesome!!! Rawr! :)

heartlessagony 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:36

I think your mom's cute, OP. It could've been worse.

roadie42 21

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:44

If they don't appreciate boxers with dinosaurs on them, they aren't girls that you should be affiliated with.

sanddollar88 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:19

lol

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:45

You should have replied, "That's appropriate, Mom, that there are mighty reptiles ON 'em, cuz I'm keeping an anaconda IN 'em!" And winked at the girls.

CleanSheets 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:53

win

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:56

I don't think the boy would risk the humiliation of saying that in front of his mom. Besides, if he was supposedly embarassed by dinosaurs, I highly doubt he'd have an anaconda. More like a tiny gecko :)

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:08

Don't girls find the GEICO gecko cute? Of course, guys don't like to think of their junk as "cute," but if that works. . .

sterl13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:11

I bet your junk is cute perdix

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:11

The GEICO gecko's different....it has an Australian accent.

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:13

because foreign accents are totally fuckable ;)

sterl13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:14

I bet your junk is cute perdix

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:26

No, Mermaid. That's a British accent. My junk has a Scottish accent and it is more of a chameleon -- it changes color and its eye moves independently.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:29

perdix, the GEICO gecko has an Australian accent. Trust me. Also, your junk must sound awesome :]

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:36

during sex his junk explores the inside like a chameleon <_>

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:55

Mermaid, According to Wikipedia, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO_ad_campaigns), " In the subsequent commercials, (which portray him as a representative of the company), the gecko speaks with an English (Cockney) accent, because it would be unexpected, according to Martin Agency's Steve Bassett. Paul Morgan, a British actor and comedian, is the current voice of the GEICO gecko. In current commercials the gecko's accent is more working-class, perhaps in an effort to further "humanize" him.[4] " Also, my best friend is Australian and that is not the accent. Thanks for your compliment about my junk. I like it, but it's future seems to that of the dinosaurs: extinction. :(

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:59

*sigh* English accents are sexy, too, but not cockney :[ Your junk is far from extinct :D

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:31

While I'm ready to argue that Wikipedia is a totally unreliable source, Perdix is right. It's not Australian. And your comments kind of contradict Perdix. You first said something about an anaconda, and then compared his junk to the Geico Gecko. I don't see how those two are anything alike.

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:12

"Wikipedia is a totally unreliable source" No, not really. It's a pretty good informal source. OP: Be proud of your mighty dino-tightey whiteys!

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:56

I guess it's a good place to get an idea of your topic. It's just sometimes when I use Wikipedia and it contradicts with the other sources I have.

sublime93 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:44

64 you're incredibly annoying

sterl13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:16

your junk = fuckable!!;)

doof_fisch 2

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:19

So - perdix. Are you trying to tell us that your junk speaks with a COCKney accent?

kingbirdy23 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

@39 nice perdix. @124 WIN!

jade77_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:46

I agree(:

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:53

With all due respect, you wouldn't have gotten the girls attention anyways if your mom picks out your undergarments. They probably have cool guy friends that ride their tricycles to the store and pick out their own undies!!! You're better without them, they probably fantasize about Justin Bieber. (I wonder if Justin Bieber picks out his own undies...)

ZachIsASaint 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:53

If all is lost with these girls, I'm betting that it wasn't completely your mom's fault. if you are going to go underwear shopping with your mom, you have to own the situation. You need to convey that she's a fun person to shop with, and you're doing it by choice. When girls giggle, it's often a good sign. I bet you instantly showed that you were mortified, and that's when they left. Dinosaur underwear is pretty cool. You could have handled this better.