Transportation, Cars, Farts and Cute: Long haul

Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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Road movie

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 12:00

Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:09 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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Lingering smells

By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

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Lingering

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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Queasy

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

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flufee2 27

Friday 2 January 2015 0:38

At least the car won't need gas now!

lewaraly 8

Friday 2 January 2015 0:41

Did you expect something different..?

Comments

henrylikestreats 22

Friday 2 January 2015 2:23

I know EXACTLY how you feel, OP. FYL for sure.

fyallslifelol 2

Friday 2 January 2015 3:46

Are their names Terrence and Philip?

hayleyblack2u71 21

Friday 2 January 2015 4:33

I feel bad for you....but that's everyday with my dad {>_

mosquito19 14

Friday 2 January 2015 5:14

make them smell your fingers, they'll stop farting.

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 2 January 2015 23:44

what?? ew...

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Friday 2 January 2015 5:18

Smart move, should've assumed something of the sorts would've happened

missbrit818 20

Friday 2 January 2015 5:37

Worst road trip ever

Rkikkas9713 25

Friday 2 January 2015 5:39

That stinks OP, but I must gas you a question. Did you not expect it?

demonfacee 14

Friday 2 January 2015 6:00

Avoid the Taco Bell. There's always air freshener.

x3sarax3 17

Friday 2 January 2015 7:30

If you can't beat them... Join them.. Hah

thejimler 9

Friday 2 January 2015 7:38

How can you be both alone in the car, and stuck with 2 men farting for 14 hours? ...Fart ghost?

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