Transportation, Cars, Farts and Cute: Long haul

Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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You deserved it 4 848

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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Road movie

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 12:00

Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML

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You deserved it 762

By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 485

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:09 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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You deserved it 8 049

Lingering smells

By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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You deserved it 2 291

By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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You deserved it 6 775

By Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

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You deserved it 2 726

Lingering

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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You deserved it 5 475

Queasy

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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You deserved it 859

By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

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You deserved it 382

flufee2 27

Friday 2 January 2015 0:38

At least the car won't need gas now!

lewaraly 8

Friday 2 January 2015 0:41

Did you expect something different..?

Comments

joe3_fml 15

Friday 2 January 2015 0:43

It could've been much, much worse.

Noah197099 17

Friday 2 January 2015 0:44

At least you made it out alive. :)

vikky538 28

Friday 2 January 2015 0:51

fabrez... your best friend on a road trip in a car...

meli1195 31

Friday 2 January 2015 3:43

that's a very interesting way of spelling febreze... I like it

RageWolf16 31

Friday 2 January 2015 0:55

That's nasty. Sorry, OP :/

Kitty_Kat44 31

Friday 2 January 2015 1:09

I hope the windows were down at least.

mete_orito 34

Friday 2 January 2015 1:25

If the weather was cold like it has been this week, I doubt it.

xninix_fml 36

Friday 2 January 2015 1:29

@18 I'd rather be cold than have to smell that.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 2 January 2015 1:15

Windows down, headphones and music so you don't have to hear anything and for the love of all that is good don't stop a Taco Bell.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 2 January 2015 1:59

Or White Castle

larrena2377 26

Friday 2 January 2015 5:50

@22, I agree with you. white castle burgers make your farts noxious times 2!

LoverWordsFood 27

Friday 2 January 2015 1:19

I really really feel your pain OP. When my husband, his father and brothers are in the same room having farting contests... it can become really deadly, even when the contest 'ends'. You just cannot escape...