Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, I walked past my fly strip while a fly who had been caught, but hadn't yet died, was on it. While I was there, I could hear his frantic buzzing and see his little arms flailing like mad as he tried in vain to escape. Great. Now I feel like shit for putting these things up. What kind of a monster am I? FML
Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML
Today, I was stuck in a room with a man who was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the lights out because it was 'stressing out' his flies. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, I realized how bored I am with life in general, as well as how bad my ADHD has gotten, when I saw a fly eating a crumb I dropped on the floor and watched it for two minutes straight. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML
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mothertruck 6
You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot
wowlolreally 12
Flies need love too
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Comments (55)
goth_pixie 15
I laughed more than I should have at this
solarrunner 16
I can be your friend OP.
tinstaafl 6
Aww, so cute!
Bigpoppa0507 10
My flie friends name is Steve
fukre 3
You should go out for a walk.. Thats what i do when i feel loneliness which makes me depressive.
jgods94 2
My roommate left me alone for 2 hours yesterday, which is when I met Kevin, three days later the fly is still here
love_me_electric 20
When I was 10 I caught a grasshopper at recess and I played with him for my entire break. His name was George. I was a lonely kid...
Battleking142 11
You could always talk to yourself.
Ksweety_fml 27
damn, fmyl!
thewaterbear 10
"Today I made a friend, when I discovered there was a person living in my residence. I thought we were pretty close (he even gave me a cute nickname) but when I went to fmylife.com, I saw he posted an FML about how lonely he was because he stooped so low as to be my friend. FML."