Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By cduttl1230 - 26/06/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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IAMLALA 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

MattCole 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:10

You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.

Comments

BlueTwist89 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:28

Wow, FYL. If they don't like how you do something, they need to do it themselves!

bozodaone 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:39

He wouldn't do that if you threw the car at him first. YDI.

wenderz16 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:57

Yeah, little kids are like that. They are too young to really understand, but that is why you start teaching them now what to and what not to do. So i'd say **** it and dont babysit anymore til your parents start cracking down on teaching him.

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:26

Send him to me. He will never do it again, trust me.

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:58

lol, 73 sounds convincing

FCChelsea 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:14

FML has taught me NEVER to have kids.

bdoll90 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:27

I have a 4 yr old and 1 yr old brother. If they tried that with me I would pop there little butts. Not hard but just enough to make them think "hmmmm...maybe SissyBrit don't like when I throw things at her"

sk826 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:42

tell your parents to f off!

KelMarCos 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:49

YDI. I worked in childcare and we had toddlers not even 18 months old picking up after their toys. A 3 yr old is NOT a baby and his bad behaviour shouldn't be ignored. YDI for not showing him who's in charge, even a simple "that's not nice" works wonders. We even had OTHER very little kids telling the misbehaving ones they were wrong.

dyschordia 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:58

Oh suck it UP, princess! Boo hoo, you got beaten up - by a three-year-old!? That's really weak of you. You need to establish a healthy power heirarchy in the kids mind. And by that I do NOT advocate frightening, beating, bullying or bashing the kid into submission, I advocate letting them know who is in control by (after one warning) firmly, calmly and quietly taking away the ammunition so the child can't damage anything including himself, setting up something passive for them to do (tv, for example) and pretend-ignoring them until you decide they deserve attention again (max 10 minutes). Don't give them attention for negative behaviour, but equally you must be aware of what they're doing. It's what I do with kids (mine and those I babysit) and none of them screw with me but they always seem to enjoy doing stuff with me because I make it INTERESTING for them and they know I don't tolerate crap so they don't try it. That said, your parents' skills are obviously low because they've managed to raise a spoilt demon from hell (any 3 year old should know that throwing hard things at faces is unacceptable) and a useless wimp who can't dodge a baby toy between them, so I suppose we shouldn't hold our hopes to high.. I agree it's FYL - not for getting beaten up by a baby, but for being so pathetic (and having such crappily skilled parents) that the situation even got that far.

Malinkrot 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:05

good job repeating what 10th graders learn in high school Early Childhood Education

The__Redneck 7

Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:37

Not to mention that if he thinks being too busy trying to calm a screaming toddler to dodge thrown objects makes one "a useless wimp" and "pathetic," then she obviously ~hasn't~ had to handle any very young childen before. Which means her "experience" is just a load of crap intended to give her idiot opinions weight that they don't have on their merits.

dyschordia 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:46

@ #97 Ummm... For starters - I'm a parent. Secondly - I have 2 kids who KNOW that sort of behaviour is unnacceptable and have for a VERY long time. Thirdly - I have babysat for my brother in law's 9 kids for weeks on end when their age range was from 2 to 13. They also knew not to pull that crap by the time an hour was up the first time. Fourthly - Anyone who can't dodge or deflect a small projectile coming at their face is pretty damn useless, regardless of a little brat having a tanty. Fifthly - Anyone over the age of 7 who can't stand up to a 3 year old IS a wimp. The irony here, redneck, is that the "idiot opinions" (presumably mine regarding child discipline) you decry here are not actually in dispute by any thinkers. My opinion of the uselessness of the OP, the brattiness of the kid or the (seemingly) abysmally crap parents is entirely up to me and I stand by it. I don't think any labels for you could be much more insulting than the one you came up with for yourself, so I'll leave you to your little world of red-neckery. A word of advice though? Check the profile of the person you're trying to slag off - it might make your attempts at insult slightly more accurate, lol.

alpacaman 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 5:27

You sir, know how to raise children. When I grew up I called my dad "sir". Since the time I was able speak, every time I called him something else or misbehaved, he'd slap me right across my face.

dyschordia 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 8:36

@ #89 - I keep forgetting that common sense is something that doesn't occur to lots of people so they need others to think for them. I didn't do early childhood at school, everything I wrote was from personal experience. I guess you're one of the ones who have to do a course before they know how to climb a tree... (and before anyone asks "what tree" it's an analogy)