Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By cduttl1230 - 26/06/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

MattCole 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:10

You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.

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SuiGeneris01 2

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:12

why didn't you control him?!!

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:23

In case it isn't very clear, you are your brother's keeper. Parents are too lazy to do their job so they delegate the responsibility to you.

redbeater 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:29

lock him in the bathroom. then he has the choice of drowning himself or to calm down and stop being a freak.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:31

that happened to me many times.

angrynegro7 16

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:45

Just more proof that parents need to beat their children's asses. :-/

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:51

good catch

opiot 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:26

Amen, damned spoiled kid

drewrox 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:52

I'd tell them to **** off and find another baby sitter

isreal 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:03

u should have whiped his lil ass that's wat I would have done.stop being nice

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

It serms little kids these days rule over their parents. FYL, for having stupid parents. The 3yr old should have had his ass beat.

isabelle99_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:06

I feel so bad for you

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