Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By cduttl1230 - 26/06/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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IAMLALA 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

MattCole 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:10

You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.

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Molise 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:23

wow so much hostility. For God's sakes, he's three! believe it or not, little kids and people in general aren't perfect all the time.

opiot 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:24

**** your parents. damn kid......

Molise 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:25

Just take the cars away....sheesh. Put him in his room.

saywhaaat_01 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:30

uh, that happens to me all the time. this is nothing new. not quite fml worthy..?

tedwin223 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:45

punch him next time, lightly in the arm not to hurt him but to get the message across that you mean business and offer a movie if he is good

christfollower 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:50

WTF u were only supposed to watch him and make sure he doesn't get in trouble. so I suggest that u tape him to a chair that's what my mom did to me

RoguePrivateer 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:11

When I was younger, I was in your no-win situation. If you let him run wild, you get in trouble because you should know better, if you try to calm the rug rat down, you get in trouble for bullying him. Solved it by locking the kid in the closet and told the parents that's how I control the situation. If they wanted another method, get someone else to do it. It only took a couple of times. After all I was only a kid myself. (wink, wink)

theredheadthree 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:14

that sucks! you should have yelled back at the parents for not raising him well. He learned he could get away with that somewhere (hope it wasn't from you). and i also hope that you laid down the law after that point and disciplined him yourself. definitely losing toys and getting major timeout, w/apology afterward, territory. you have to let them know that they can't pull s*** and get away with it, or they will just keep doing it to you.

theredheadthree 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:17

also, the best thing to do when a child is screaming and is not hurt or in danger is to just ignore them until they stop so you do not reinforce the behavior by giving them attention. It might take a while, but if you ignore them, they will eventually stop.

laurahossner 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:27

my parents do the same thing! I feel for ya :(

karleltinio 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:53

dude fyl I have the same problem except my brother is ten wait I mean eleven. I think but yeah. I know the feeling of a little child throwing stuff at your face