Transportation, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Holidays: Lingering smells

Lingering smells

By UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 06:00 - Australia

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By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

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By Well Shit - 16/08/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 21:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 9:59

So the door to a gas station washroom was watertight, eh? And it opened out, rather than opening in? And the water in the bathroom was much much higher than your knees, since you were outside the bathroom upon opening it? And no employees nor visitors had opened that door for however many hours it would have taken for that much water to build up? And you opened the door wide enough to actually be hit with the majority of the water flow, fast enough that you didn't notice the problem in time? Okay, I believe you. Just checking.

Fire_Starter 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 9:31

You were on a road trip... But didn't have any other clothes you could've grabbed and changed into?

Comments

vetter_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 12:10

I would've thrown the pants away. But I'm mildly germophobic. So...I probably would have had a panic attack shortly thereafter. And 'cause you're a guy, you could totally wear just boxers in the car...your friends would have probably preferred that to super smelly pants.

MissRachieee 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 14:16

what if he was wearing tighty whiteys?

rwac07 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 12:26

couldn't u wash ur legs or sumthing?

Tenjin 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 12:40

hahaha

Scourge87 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 13:00

Oh, the wonders of gas-station bathrooms... Disgusting indeed.

aliciaann29 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 13:58

fake... how could water get up to you knees when you opened the door? wouldn't water be coming out at the bottom of the door anyways? already? so how could there be so much water it went up to your knees? fake...

MissRachieee 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 14:15

your on a roadtrip. didn't u bring like a suitcase with clothes or something? or are you just that stupid?

BigLostBear 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 14:43

I love this post because snickerdoodles got owned in the comment section. :)

mollymaykitty 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 15:15

I'm sorry OP. Gas station bathrooms suck especially when you really have to go.

turdburgers 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 15:45

I would've bought some bleach, tossed my pants as useless, and doused my legs in the bleach. Rinse in the car wash or with a hose, and problem solved. BTW, you have really good friends to put up with that. No way I'd have let you in my car.