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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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me_the_maniak 14
hahaha .. she would never break up with me :D
maddieking 2
Her loss. She coulda had a dd and someone to party with that actually liked her.
bugsfunny 0
Dude same here, i don't drink, i don't go party, i don't hang out anymore and i don't do stupid stuff just to be a perfect BF but this girl im dating now thinks im a loser and i should drink a lot and go party. Girls are so stupid!
ban_anaa 0
Don't assume all girls are stupid just because your current girlfriend is a dumb-ass. Thank you.
RubiksCubeIsLife 4
Most girls just don't know what they want. Which makes them become more immature. (and I'm a girl telling you this.) not all girls are idiots, just ..the majority lol
Lacrosse00 0
Haha....so what shes saying is she wants a guy who drinks belligerently and probably wants an abusive relationship. Unless of course ur an uptight pussy. Then yes you should drink.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Unless OP is a teetotaller and is a complete prude about it, sounds like OP is better off without her.
Jazattackk 0
She doesn't deserve you
Jasonf6 0
Sounds like she's a bitch would would only end up mooching off you and/or pregnant all the while being an alchy.
RockstarRN 10
She did you a favor. Thank that crazy bit@h!
uknowitsJAIME 0
What is her problem...does she drink too much and thinks you drink nothing? Lol
Trent_21 6
Wats her number. sounds like my SOULMATE
henrygondorff 2
That was my first thought.