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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Comments (189)
brice89_fml 0
Well I believe I'll drink to that ;) lol
jerico616 14
So cowboy the f$%& up and take some shots already!
ilovefall10 21
Forget her! You don't have to drink and get drunk everyday to enjoy the good things in life.
anencephalic 14
Intervention-time, perhaps?
MrDiezel 3
Hmm.. That's new
Lexianne 9
Yeah...she isn't in denial at all! You're better off, IMO. FHL! She very well may,have cirrhosis in a decade or two if she keeps partying too hard for too long.
neuf77 1
send her my way, ill drink her under the table
neuf77 1
send her my way, ill drink her under the table
brii_love007 0
looks like she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you.
Mikemfm88 6
Can i get her #