fmlTGOD
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Lightweight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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showlife32 0
Meet vodka on the rocks ;)
lebronsucks 3
Wtf! How fat is she.
4nsic8ercpo 2
The only reason I said you deserve it is because you actually deserve something better than that. Good for you for not drinking too much. Go out and find a girl who respects your decisions.
ast0n16 4
and that right there is your problem.
rumANDmonkeys 1
lets drink up to celebrate your freedom
L3g4lPl4typus 0
irony ftw
hopestr 4
That's sad! Then you know she's not good for you.
madeeleigh 0
Well you don't need her if she's that shallow.
NickiD93 3
date me :)
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
your loss. free no guilt drinking. y u pass that up