Alcohol and Love: Lightweight

The only reason I said you deserve it is because you actually deserve something better than that. Good for you for not drinking too much. Go out and find a girl who respects your decisions.

ast0n16 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:49

and that right there is your problem.

rumANDmonkeys 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:21

lets drink up to celebrate your freedom

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:25

irony ftw

hopestr 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:37

That's sad! Then you know she's not good for you.

madeeleigh 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:10

Well you don't need her if she's that shallow.

NickiD93 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:11

date me :)

xXMudkipNoobXx 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:12

your loss. free no guilt drinking. y u pass that up

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