fmlTGOD
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Lightweight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Mxpxdude189 0
she sounds like a winner
TGRandom 5
Did you meet her drunk?
ben9694 0
At least that's easy to fix
LevyLove 17
She's a drunk Ho.... Fa sho. U are better off homie
queenb1621 21
I've done that a few times...
devinewind 4
Wait till she is passed out drunk and take her to pound town.
angelr00lz 3
She must have been trashy.
ilikepieandpie 11
Drink more
scottwadd1 0
I can relate to that. You just have to man up and increase your awesomeness. Start small. One extra drink per night.
brainstorm23 0
Drop that ho