fmlTGOD
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Draugen 16
Sounds like my kind of girl.
closeknitfamily 8
count yourself lucky then, she must be well on her way to being an alcoholic
taurusxdee 10
Who the **** are you dating, Kesha?!
ltsune 3
If she says that she isn't a keeper anyway!
Jayden933 0
sounds like a dumbass
jake53 0
Watch beerfest with her then break out the beer pong table
TeenageDirtbagg 3
Lmao drink up man !!
TrollinYourMom14 3
Well then drink up! Y'know, you're a pretty boring dude when you're sober, Dad... and I want a new mommy >:(
romanianboi 0
forget it shes an hj hoe bro
prttyinpink 0
the first thing I thought was she has to be blonde Haha ;)