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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

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CinderellaC 4

you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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excuses excuses ! Don't worry about it you'll find a good chick soon .

i'm confused as to how thats a problem. i mean even if she is a heavy drinker-shouldn't she want someone sober to be there for her when she needs it? God she's twisted. Hope you let the idiot go.

Honestly you probably make her feel like she has a problem. I kinda felt like that with my bf for a while then I just toned my drinking down...you don't need to be drunk off your ass to have fun.

You totally deserve this

Is she Irish?

Katen_SLUtah 0

Crappy ? shows how immature she is!! I wouldn't like it if my boyfriend drank a lot either!! People need to realize that getting High and drunk isn't #1 priority!! It's family, Heath, friendship ect! Hang in there ?

I think she has a problem. You are better off her.

She's got issues. Get a new gurl.

Start drinking more dumbass lol jk don't do that

What the... that's ridiciulous... good thing she broke up with you O_o