fmlTGOD
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Comments (189)
cradle6 13
It's not that bad. It's the same as a lot of beer. 5.2% or so
rainbow19 0
This is my new favorite!!!
Aragno_fml 5
Sounds like a guilt free pass to me
aw3som3sauc3 10
Sick background
betteryouthanmeb 0
You can obviously see where shell be in ten years mate. I'd be excited to get dumped for that reason !
godofcyanide 8
Knowing what drunks in their thirties are like... Yeah, thank the fates that that clownish broad is gone. She'll be a statistic someday.
loserman67 36
Celebrate! Go get completely shitfaced, show up at her doorstep, puke all over the place, then look her in the eye and say, "Want me back now, you ******* drunkin' bitch?"
hayleclark 17
didn't realize that there was a required drinking amount in relationships.
maskedman 9
I knew most relationships had a maximum for drinking but I never knew there was a minimum.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Tell her that alcoholic drinks have too many calories, and you don't want to look like a fattie like her. ;D
anencephalic 14
Yeah...
SoNotForYou 5
Gimme your ex's # , she sounds like a good time
Socalledproblem 5
She's a keeper,
maddy1028 0
Wow you are a bad boyfriend! •_•