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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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jsimp71 0
My gf did that too but at least she ended it with "well now at least you have experience in a relationship". The last time I was with her, she was vomiting blood. Way to go Catholics! Strong followers
HomeAl0ne 20
Sounds like you need to work out who wears the beer goggles in your relationship.
dtemple1110 6
My Dad NEVER drinks alcohol, and my mom is a social drinker with lots of friends. Her dumping you because you don't drink enough is ridiculous.
VenuzzRenee 4
That was probably her way of her saying "Your boring."
biri10 5
Trashy!
grnfairy 5
Well then u should be glad, she did u a favor u don't need someone like that
luccmon 6
you're better off...
ikickgingers 15
I enjoyed the dr puns more then your fml. Btw yes the captain is in. Seriously though your girl is a bag of douches you will get over it soon and she will be hooking that ass for beer money. So fhl.
ikickgingers 15
I enjoyed the dr puns more then your fml. Btw yes the captain is in. Seriously though your girl is a bag of douches you will get over it soon and she will be hooking that ass for beer money. So fhl.
oops_im_fucked 8
Why have you forsaken me? -vodka