fmlTGOD
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Lightweight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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CinderellaC 4
you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel
shadowgamer_x 0
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Comments (189)
GamerMaster2041 12
she just wanted to dump you with a reason. Stupid reason. Burn her fav cloths
cubancgar 0
I love your girlfriend ... What's her number?
Carlie_McCartney 1
Good riddance ! You don't need to change yourself (or drink, that matter) to satisfy her (:
fusebox 0
Loosen up and get some beers into ya.
GRRSOM 7
I had a girlfriend who actually preferred my personality when I was buzzing. Had to get rid of her eventually lol.
ayc18 0
That's a fail, an epic fail
lalalandohyeah1 4
Tell her you were gonna break up with her for the same reasons...
OhJohnNo 1
I'm sorry, but this is just funny to read.
saturnsonic 3
Send her my way... ;-)
MamiiSmilez 6
Aww; Too badd. She was a keeper(: