Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

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Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt

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DeafChef 0

you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.

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TheEntertainer89 1

Wow, you know you're bad in bed when you somehow manage to disappoint a virgin. Maybe you should drunk chicks....

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heatherlynne2008 0

Dont worry, it sucks the first time, for every girl, unless your pretty small, so take that as a compliment. It will get better for her, its only like that the first couple of times. Good luck, oh and yes, clit is the key =]

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achristie9 0

First times generally hurt a bit, but not that much. For instance, I bled and it hurt at first, but that lasted fifteen seconds max.

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DevilDoodle 0

And the best part of it is, she'll tell all her friends, too. =)

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Holly_x 0

Don't take it too personally. For most girls, the first 2 or 3 times don't feel that great.

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poptartz13 0

@Farside, dude. Lay the hell off of him. My first time hurt like a bitch. The times you screwed a woman for her first time probably just didn't hurt because you have an itty bitty peep. :P

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Laterose 0

Did most of you fall asleep in sex ed? Just because it didn't hurt the first time for some women does not mean that the same applies to ALL women. My first time hurt like hell--I cried, I bled (quite a bit), and my boyfriend was quite experienced. It hurt for the next two or three times afterward, and that was it. Obviously if it's her first time, she wouldn't know that the pain doesn't last. It gets much better. It's also called the hymen, not the labia. >:/

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amiecrabemotion 0

Damn! My first time was crazy. In a movie theater. Hurt.. But it was a good pain=-]

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Britink 0

The first time I had sex it didn't hurt and I was not satisfied at all. The second time was the same. I hated it so much that I don't want to have sex at all anymore, which sucks because I am horny most of the time.

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