Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

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Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt

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DeafChef 0

you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.

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lalalaloveit 0

That must be a blow to your self esteem..

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roooose 6

Lol a lot of people say tht after the first time

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i_luv_u3030 3

obviously u need to hire a prostitute and get some practice

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kattyeyedkay 0

really though, with all the hype about sex, usually your first time you're wondering what the big deal was..

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Ashley1721 0

DIS-OWN THE BITCH.

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dickliker 0

FYI it doesn't get that much because you now what's going in you should have gave her an oral first then had sex duh!

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neilsc 8

Well sex isn't the greatest the first time. It's not even great the first few times because you guys have to get into the groove of everything. It gets better. Just keep doing what you do and learn a new trick once in a while. It will get better for BOTH of you! I promise (:

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