Sex and Intimacy: Let down - FML

Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 058

You deserved it 4 141

By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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You deserved it 6 753

No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 498

You deserved it 8 045

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 035

You deserved it 3 085

Finger wagging

By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Edison

Spicy

Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML

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You deserved it 131

So close…

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 385

You deserved it 9 636

By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

I agree, your life sucks 118 968

You deserved it 11 091

By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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You deserved it 3 192

By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 632

You deserved it 91 093

By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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You deserved it 7 623

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Top comments

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:30

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt

DeafChef 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 10:20

you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.

Comments

opalmaster69 3

Saturday 25 August 2012 6:23

um, I don't really blame her. I've never liked sex. It's uncomfortable and painful.

coolsunshinebear 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:18

Lol i felt the same way

ash268 18

Monday 13 May 2013 3:19

'Took'? Sounds like it wasn't consensual

yellowaholic 25

Wednesday 7 August 2013 9:42

It gets better with practice and experience.

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 19 August 2013 7:42

You may, or may not of, just made your girlfriend switch sides.

winningbacons 8

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:07

Best way to insult a guy: "is it in?" Best way to insult a girl: "I don't know."

MissLily_fml 4

Saturday 11 October 2014 6:00

lol...Ouch ;)

imkool136 22

Friday 3 April 2015 21:39

Seriously, if you wanna keep a girl happy, learn to use your tongue.

cronagorgon 11

Saturday 20 June 2015 15:43

Actually the first sex tiem usually hurtd

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