Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

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Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt

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DeafChef 0

you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.

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ZDrache 0

Eh, my first time wasn't that great either. You just need practice and let her see what she likes.

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TWNT6 0

My first time wasn't as great as people made it seem either, didn't hurt that much just ly legs hurt from being stuck in that position fro so long. It's not your fault although since my experience im not real urgent to jusmp in the sack again. but im curious if sex sucks so much the first fewt iems what drives chicks o keep doign it?

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Faminn123 0

Um if this was her first time, its likely she wouldn't enjoy it... So its not an FML or a YDI... Its a keep trying it'll get better..

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pjunior89 0

even if its her first time (and assuming yours as well) you should atleast watch a few educational/informing videos (aka ****) so you wouldnt suck so bad.. douche bag

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imkool136 22

There are people who don't like to watch ****, so if just because he didn't, that wouldn't make him a douchebag.

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avngdsvnfld701 1

You sure know how to pick 'em. Eh, bud?

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Barbarossa_fml 0

That's not a fml... first time sucks for nearly all women...

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Escapist28 0

The first time isn't very pleasant for a lot of women. If you just go slowly and know what you're doing, a lot of the time it can be avoided. I doubt this was completely your fault, and she could've told you how she felt in a much more tactful way. You should've told her that with an attitude like hers, she'd be lucky if she got any a second time.

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bigperson 0

It would really suck if you were using viagra

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lady_gogo 0

ouchy.. what did you do? how did you do it??

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frivolous_nerd 0

i agree with the wordage of "she gave you her virginity". However the first time isn't always that great, and it may not have any reflection on your "skills". The more you two have sex, the better it will feel for her.

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