Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
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lelo007 11
That would be the end of her driving privileges for quite a while if I were you. My mom would have been irate! Then again, I never would have thought about doing that to her.
hizzlebox 0
.... Ur daughter is kind of a bitch.
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Comments (153)
cicpjaky 6
Shit, when she'd come home, I'd be sitting in the chair in the living room and then turn around slowly with a belt with sand paper on it. No body is ever to old for a whoop'in.
leadawg75 12
I think the sandpaper took it just a tad too far...
supportcommand 17
I think the sandpaper is a nice touch. Like a 80 grit. No wet sanding either.
boofybluth 6
I could never do that to my dad :'(
mikeofthunder 13
Me neither - kids these days huh? I really hope it improves for when I have kids!
iiDangerCloseBK 6
What about your mom?
cmoney1525 0
How can people say he deserved it!?
notsorandomguy 18
She*. And, judging by the fact that there's around one YDI for every FYL, I'd assume those YDIs are misclicks. App user here.
menacingsprite 3
I didn't vote ydi, but I guess you could say that since she raised her daughter and didn't teach her better manners that she deserved it for raising such an inconsiderate brat? I don't know... Maybe I'm reaching. :)
KingCeltic77 18
Don't let her drive and punish her for being such a brat.
testestestes123 4
15 You could never whip your Dad with a sand paper belt? That's probably a good thing
brohamas16 7
My mom would kill me if I did that
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow, that was a really crappy thing to do... I'm sorry OP, she better have a really good apology for you!
KingBrundage 1
I'd beat the **** outta her
Dracoboxer357 36
28- After surgery and staggering a few miles first? I somewhat doubt you'd be up to it if you needed the ride in the first place. ;)
gracehi 33
"Just you wait til I recover from my recent surgery, brat..."
featherygoose 9
Military school
rooney0710 5
I'm guessing she's going to be the one going to the doctors when your done with her?