Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
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Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
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lelo007 11
That would be the end of her driving privileges for quite a while if I were you. My mom would have been irate! Then again, I never would have thought about doing that to her.
hizzlebox 0
.... Ur daughter is kind of a bitch.
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Comments (153)
beatleschick1940 9
But how old is the daughter? The childish act could be the result of 26 years of hating her dad.
Azula272 14
So she leaves you to die. That shows she will only care about your money and her inheritance when you need her the most. I hate people like that.
galacticstorm 6
*gasp* but all azula wanted was to be firelord.she killed and/or manipulated anyone who got in her way as a means to an end,and she hates people like that? o.o(I really hope that made since,as ypu can tell I am an avatar nerd:))
khalil2694 6
Get owned
kimg0885 23
Damn that's very inconsiderate of her! Guess you should have put more of an emphasis on other peoples feelings when you were raising her, or she could just be a bitch.
fading09 4
no more driving for her!!!
doodlecloud 27
At first glance I thought your picture was of a foot in a green strappy stiletto...I think I'm turning retarded...
lexiieeex3 32
Well someone's in trouble.
Axelo 11
Kick her out the house...
kimg0885 23
Is there a taxi you could call?
DanielleinDC 34
I sure hope OP could get a taxi--and makes her daughter pay for it since she couldn't be bothered to ensure mom had a ride home. If the daughter still lives at home, strip away any driving privileges for at least a month and stop paying her insurance. If she's grown, well, now you know not to rely on her anymore.
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow sorry about that! But maybe you should consider taking away her car/driving privileges. If she's gonna abuse those privileges by abandoning you at the doctors when you are in recovery, she shouldn't have those privileges to abuse!
maddiewoah 15
Not sure why most of you are assuming that this is a teenage daughter or something. For all we know, the daughter could be grown, moved out, and the car is her own.. and she's just a bitch. Now, OP, if your daughter is in fact still living with you (at any age) and driving your car, by all means, take away her driving privileges. Cause that's just soooo nice of her, abandoning her recovering parent at the doctor because she has to 'be somewhere.'