Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, I’m having knee surgery. I can’t drive for the next week because of the heavy duty pain killers, so my mom told me I'll have to walk to and from school. It’s only a couple of miles. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
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lelo007 11
That would be the end of her driving privileges for quite a while if I were you. My mom would have been irate! Then again, I never would have thought about doing that to her.
hizzlebox 0
.... Ur daughter is kind of a bitch.
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Comments (153)
TinyGiant 4
Hoping this turns into more of a fml for your daughter as she should be punished big time.
dpr130498 7
She needs to be punished BAD. How the hell can someone disrespect their parents in the state they are in, because they "had to be somewhere" disgraceful.
Lucysky 7
Call her and tell her to get her spoiled ass home. Totally unacceptable.
Ryan11adidas 4
What a BITCH!!!
dsl1123 8
I wouldn't be lending her the car anytime soon if I were you.
Laxinitup 18
No offense but you are the one acting like a fool. Not only is your tone/attitude insulting when it doesn't need to be but you are telling people off for "assuming" when your assumption is just as wrong. Firstly, the people here who are posting with the thought that the daughter is under 18 and thus under the Op's roof makes sense. Due to the daughter's actions of acting selfishly, not planning ahead, and ditching her huge responsibility shows she is most likely not an adult. Since the general consensus agrees that being an adult is of the age of 18 years or older and the fact that the majority of underage Children live with their parents proves that their assumption could be correct. Secondly, you are assuming the Op could actually function on her own when we don't know what type of surgery she had. Maybe she can't walk, or she could be in so much pain she is disabled; Maybe she is actually temporarily or permanently paralyzed? The fact is the OP's daughter made a commitment and the Op needed her there; no matter her age, the daughter screwed up big time.
e30scott 0
Time for her to move out
fabcade 14
Your sister is an asshole
worldclassrager 41
Daughter*
ILoveZombieBoys 13
......biiiiiiiitch =.=
Needafarm 22
OMG. My mom did something similar the day after i got out of the hospital after having surgery. She made me sit in her hot car for two hours while she went bead shopping.