Today, my date received food she didn’t order, and instead of eating it without complaint, she sent it back. When I got up to leave, she began to cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
If she did not order it, she is under no obligation to eat it, and she is, in fact, perfectly entitled to requesting the food she *did* order. Either the kitchen or the waitstaff made an error, so it’s on them to fix the issue, not on your date. It’s really not hard to understand. At least she knows to stay far away from you now.
cacheson 42
Dude, that’s a dick move. Nobody should have to eat expensive food at a restaurant that they didn’t want.
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cacheson 42
Dude, that’s a dick move. Nobody should have to eat expensive food at a restaurant that they didn’t want.
vikirosecamel 21
If I get something I didn't order 100% I'm sending it back
Anderling 33
If she did not order it, she is under no obligation to eat it, and she is, in fact, perfectly entitled to requesting the food she *did* order. Either the kitchen or the waitstaff made an error, so it’s on them to fix the issue, not on your date. It’s really not hard to understand. At least she knows to stay far away from you now.
poopface82 25
Unless you’re leaving something crucial out…uh, what the hell? That’s not cool. Your date didn’t do anything wrong, and your values are skewed.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait, did you leave because she sent food she didn't want back, or did she get the wrong impression the date was going well and broke down when you revealed you weren't into her?
Hangryko 32
Why should she eat food she didn't order? Why would you expect her to do so? F her life for having gone out with you.
JasonThorn 23
I get the feeling OP ordered for her, but she wouldn't eat it. As for her crying when he got up to leave, one of the reasons could be because he got antagonistic about her not obeying. It's pure conjecture, of course, but there is a LOT missing in this post.
spinningrecords 14
Not sure of the intent here, maybe she should write the FML about the jerk she dated?
JackWood 21
Asking to have what you ordered instead of what you didn't order is not a complaint it's asking for a correction.
yahok 3
Wow, you sound like you would be horrible and abusive to date. Glad your such a jerk you couldn’t hide it!
Justkidding100 41
if your standard for woman is never complain ever or I leave you're right she shouldn't have cried, she should have cheered