Sex, Relatable and Intimacy: Keep it down

Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You deserved it 5 765

By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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Warlemming 7

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:56

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:49

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

Comments

bh92 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:45

idk why people are so shocked that u have sex while ur kids home.. he's 4.. he's always home u dumb asses and since ur not with his dad then the dads probably (not every time but most) a piece of shit who maybe gets him every other weekend and that's not enough time to keep most satisfied!!

Silent_dream 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:26

awwwh what a little gentleman. p.s ydi for having sex with a kid around

MrFlintstone 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:44

dont have sex with your kids at home. imagine walking in on your mom. take them to a friends house or daycare.

bly2008 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:10

maybe you should have been watching your son or at least wait till he went to sleep!

cutiekenz21 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:47

don't be so damn loud with your kid home you creep. your probably going to scar him for life.

violetrider123 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:08

she left out the part that his gun said baby be gone

jawman 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:16

is it just me or does anyone else find it wierd she's not married but still has kids...ugh Americans. p.s. canadiens are better eh?

sduval33 5

Friday 2 November 2012 18:20

Uh no. I have a 7 month old and am almost 4 months pregnant. Live in Canada. And am not married. *gasp*

noelykins1 19

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:26

for 1 children need constant attention. wait till the child is in bed and lock the door and be quiet, trying using a gag or something might spice up your sex life. Oh and if you want sex get your son to make friends and spend the night there lol (: