Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7
Join them
Freeze_fml 17
Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.
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Comments (175)
SouthernPride95 19
Thats awesome i love it
danielshale 3
omg grammar = shit ;_;
dinosaurfeces 4
This sounds exactly like something Kahn from King of the Hill would say.
AmazingLadyy13 0
Coming from someone that loves classic rock, Achy Breaky Heart is still a great song!
turtlenomnom 0
He's what you do, you go buy a pet Godzilla, you wait till it grows up, then you put it in their apartment while they are asleep, at the end of this comment why are you still reading this.
vindicatedkay 0
I'm sure their grammar is about like yours. That was awful lol
muhilrashid 4
Billy ray cyrus oh yeah
MothsWings 4
Still probably sounds better than the original.
LovelyLadyFriend 9
Love Billy Ray Cyrus. Sorry, but your bad grammar leads me to believe that you are also a hillbilly. :D
savfd645 7
City boy!! Lol