Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7
Join them
Freeze_fml 17
Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.
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Comments (175)
katiek97 0
Love that song
PinkFun1969 9
You do know you will have to choice but to shot them In the head or move:-)
SpamEatingChikn 0
I didn't know they made Japanese hillbillies. Just hope that machine doesn't use any strobes.
Resdon111 6
Which half of the house has the circuit breakers?
ThePopularLoner 0
America.
Raul351 0
Just because they listen to country music doesn't mean they're hillbillies, I'd prefer that you would refer to them as assholes.
xcutioner 0
Join them
xcutioner 0
Weird o just heard that on the radio lol
kitsune3 20
I have to agree with Raul351. I'm not fond of most country music myself, but I don't assume those who do are hillbillies. My own sister listens to a lot of country, and I couldn't care less. Besides, if your neighbors really were hillbillies, they wouldn't be able to afford an apartment.
shortyname 6
At least its not Friday, friday, gotta get down on friday...