Clothes, Language and Miscellaneous: Just dependa things

Just dependa things

By Elis - 01/03/2009 08:49 - United States

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By awwimanahole - 04/07/2013 05:07 - United States - Palmetto

Today, I needed a change of clothes, so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shirt with a toucan on the front and 'Mexico City' spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shirt, and she started crying. Turns out she'd bought it for me as a present from her trip. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Mom - 25/07/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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urie 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:15

just teach her that thats not what it says, duh. i mean yeah english is hard to learn but still, welcome to america i guess.

Betty7 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:54

Awww that's kind of cute... she didn't know! I hope you were nice about it. Its the thought that counts.

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BlueJeans2626 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:30

lmfao!

You_Just_Failed 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:45

Dude this is an awesome shirt!!! you can wear it even if your not gay, people will know .

NzxtZ06 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 6:58

ajhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahah

lidomissmango 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 0:28

por q te compro una camisa q dice "novia de marine".?

isthisanfml 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 17:05

not an fml

pandabear948756 0

Monday 3 May 2010 15:45

I would if I were a guy, and straight. Haha.

pandabear948756 0

Monday 3 May 2010 15:47

He should wear it. Hahaha.

itsmehoeee 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 9:40

I kinda thought it was cute ^_^

cupcakejaws 5

Saturday 5 June 2010 20:17

you cant call this an FML just because your poor mom cant read english! cut her some slack!

BeeHappy_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 5:30

hooooly crap I love your username!!!

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