Clothes, Language and Miscellaneous: Just dependa things

Just dependa things

By Elis - 01/03/2009 08:49 - United States

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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You deserved it 3 705

Thanks, I hate it

By awwimanahole - 04/07/2013 05:07 - United States - Palmetto

Today, I needed a change of clothes, so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shirt with a toucan on the front and 'Mexico City' spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shirt, and she started crying. Turns out she'd bought it for me as a present from her trip. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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You deserved it 8 310

By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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You deserved it 5 961

By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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You deserved it 42 383

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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You deserved it 226

By Mom - 25/07/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

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You deserved it 26 212

Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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urie 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:15

just teach her that thats not what it says, duh. i mean yeah english is hard to learn but still, welcome to america i guess.

Betty7 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:54

Awww that's kind of cute... she didn't know! I hope you were nice about it. Its the thought that counts.

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Tenma_Hakase 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:29

So don't wear the damn shirt

Bloodycrustheart 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:55

I would say dont wear it, but thats your call

BetsySnow 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:03

#49- Maybe because she doesn't have to? Predominant doesn't mean official, and if she's got a good job, and life's just fine, she doesn't need to. Perhaps you should realize that this country, now growing absolutely insipid with its border control BS, was based on diversity. It's what makes us so amazing. Basically, stop toting your confederate flag and open your mind. :)

alexandrat09 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:24

Shoot, I'll take it! Ha ha, I love being a Marine Girlfriend.

Mit_Liv09 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:11

Ha ha well I think you have to tell her: "Mama, esta playera dice que soy la novia de un Marine" Gracias por la playera pero no la puedo usar por que van a pensar que soy gay." :p

doesntplaywell 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:37

Funnier still if it really does say "Marines' girlfriend" instead of "Marine's girlfriend" That would make you the girlfriend of several Marines or the entire Corps if you wore the shirt lol.

may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:18

I lol'd at 57. Also, turn it inside out? D: A silly looking shirt is better than nothing, I suppose.

Icalasari 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:10

#3: Somebody runs an english language forum. She is an Icelandic girl who learned English from reading Harry Potter. She is more fluent than the average person who was RAISED by English speaking parents Face it, our language is easy

mamaReese 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 8:15

I think it was cute. She didn't do it to spite you, it was an honest mistake and I think you should just laugh it off. It's one of those things you laugh about at family reunions. It's nothing serious.