Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
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Top comments
Dillyduzit 23
If she won't confront you about it, how can you be sure that's what she's upset over? Just genuinely curious!
diagnosed 15
No this begs the question of how old you actually are? And whether or not her stare is valid. If you were underage and having intercourse with your boyfriend and your mother has found out well sucks to be you. but if you're of age in your mothers giving you the stink eye because you and your boyfriend are having a little fun. She needs to get her own life and let you live yours.
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Comments (83)
mcamilli 14
Maybe she's giving you the state for something else?
TigrexTeeth 16
umm, do how exactly did you come to be?
Reasonable_one 12
She is trying to figure out if you were the one that left the milk sitting out after breakfast. She will be totally shocked when you finally break and admit to screwing your boyfriend when all she wanted to know about was how long the milk has been sitting out.
itsme82 18
Just a little creepy.
angeldogeyes 14
My gran does this to me over everything. She just lets it boil for a few days until she blows up about something little. Then it all comes out.
Carnaxa 8
Well don't confront her about it just stare right back at her and smirk knowingly and when either you or her is leaving the room wink and give her the thumbs up.
Nevrdai 5
Maybe you should be up front about it if you're going to be made uncomfortable. Unless you're like 12... Then she's totally in the right to be disappointed.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
My mom found out I lost my virginity to my bf of 10 months and now she calls me a hussie I would rather have the stare js
CougeeSwagg 19
Just stare back. Assert your dominance. You only feel uncomfortable because you think you're supposed to feel guilty. You've done nothing wrong.
Corneliapresent 13
#40 is right, you've done nothing wrong. If you're up to it confront your mother, maybe she has a different idea of her behavior
be82tw 17
@40 You lost me, and I think many of us, at "assert your dominance."
amandalynn84 14
The word of the day is Communication.